Sunday, August 1, 2010

One day closer ... four days left!!

The weather is giving me a lot to worry about having just experienced winds and rain the likes of which I have never seen... but reliable sources in the form of my dear friend Mattymoo who is a linesman and would know about such things has assured me by the time Friday comes around it will be much improved... here's hoping.
Went to the travel agent today about this diet thing I am successfully adhering to and the best they can do for my meals on the plane is put me on a diabetes diet... BUT... if I get served dairy, gluten, solisylates (Gods even the spelling is dodgy) or anything else I can not tolerate I am in big trouble... and so are the other passengers...

FORWARD WARNING: I can not be held accountable for any indelicacies I may inadvertently omit during my sleep... (I am having nightmares just thinking about it... perish the thought!!!) Therefore I endeavour to keep myself thoroughly occupied and not sleep a wink for fear of the consequences... I have visions of gas masks being jettisoned from their moorings and passengers all gasping (either through lack of oxygen or shock)... and heaven help anyone lighting a match!!! At this point I know I need to shut up!!!!

4 comments:

  1. Methinks that if there are people onboard your plane lighting matches, well that will be of greater concern than anything you may let slip.

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  2. Maybe you could take some rice crackers, rice cakes or nuts with you?? Something wrapped.. :)

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  3. oops I replied to the wrong post..

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  4. oooh no I didn't, sorry, don't listen to me!

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